A massive thank you to all those who have applied for the post of Shark wrangler in our London office - of course, it was our April Fools, though, perhaps every office has a shark should employ ?!
our inbox was flooded with applicants, and Nigel was very eager to work with the right manager. In fact, he was sorting out her wardrobe and blowing some dust off his favorite movies (all on VHS), "Under Siege" with Steven Segal, A Sharks Tale, Shark, Shark Attack and Shark Attack 3 Megalodon and of course, Jaws (Jaws was his great-grandfather!) in preparation for drilling, sorry entertain, our new team member. He was very disappointed and very upset; we have actually witnessed shark tears, to learn that April Fools is a joke and that we will not be using a shark wrangler.
These are excerpts from some of our favorite candidates. They gave us a good laugh!
Warren of London said "I am ABSOLUTELY the right candidate for this position.
I've had experience fighting against the Bears on a mountain and a large survival knife skills.
Bearing in mind that the shark is inflatable Indeed, it should not be too difficult to control, but I can provide satisfactory service in case of imminent or lion zombie attack. "
Dimitrios Arab Emirates said "I have no throwing knife skills whatsoever and does not bear resemblance to Steven Segal or even Jason Statham However, do not let my LinkedIn profile photo and recommendations fool you. behind the serene, friendly and compassionate exterior is a person who does not stumble, hesitate or lose focus, I am deadly-accurate in hitting the target, maybe not with a knife, but certainly with a shotgun (were a member of the Greek Olympic trap and double-trap of national teams). If the test designated target to flee, I can always try to wear them, I still am committed in medium / long-distance running. "
Aaron UK said: "In a competitive market employees threatening to" meet the shark "is a great tactic to increase productively and policing However, if you hired me I'd be. still feel compelled to tell inappropriate jokes and disturbing others while they're coding away, drinking coffee or beta test. But the user experience is seriously UX shortcut instead of the EU because it sounds cooler that is turn makes coders sound a little more impressive than they actually are. "
Nigel is currently hovering slightly deflated, looking out the window, and now without wrangler in mind, hopes to be able to steer clear of sharp objects and hopes that the office does not have the float. ... Clown fish. Shudder!
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